And here we have Peter North Jenna Jameson - Priceless (1995)a story about one brand roasting another brand while defending a third brand on a platform run by a fourth brand.

Ah, 2017: What a time to be alive!

Right? Right?! RIGHT?!?!

*sobs into pillow

Anyway, on to our story.

Wendy's (yes, the fast-food chain Wendy's) has gained itself a bit of a reputation online for being cheeky and sassy on the social media platform Twitter. Frequently you'll see a witty response from the Wendy's account retweeted into your timeline with exaltations along the lines of "Fam!" Or maybe a "Yooooooooo." Or maybe just fire emoji.

Anyway, you know how "the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead" meme overtook the internet when Golden State did just that in last year's NBA Finals? Wendy's the brand hopped aboard that train Tuesday when someone tweeted them a story about Warriors star Steph Curry eating at a Wendy's franchise.

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This unprovoked attacked ticked off some Warriors fans.

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Now, the Warriors play in Oakland. Oakland's Major League Baseball team, the Athletics, is also known for its cheeky Twitter presence. So, naturally, another Oakland fan wondered who'd win a Twitter battle between the A's and Wendy's. (This is 2017, and wondering such things has actually become considered normal human behavior.)

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To which the A's gamely replied:

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Now, as pointed out by ForTheWin, this is actually kind of a compliment! To "eat someone's lunch" is obviously a threat of sorts -- but given that Wendy's is a fast-food chain, the tweet by the A's account takes on a mildly cute double meaning.

But Wendy's, apparently, was having none of that. Here's what came next:

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Whoa! Harsh realm, bro!

If you're not following along, Wendy's just upped the ante by making fun of the A's struggles this season. (Oakland's record is just 26-33.)

But sometimes it's possible for a person -- or a brand's social media manager, as the case may be -- to pick the wrong fight.

Here's the A's reply, which manages to both poke fun at their own struggles on the diamond while also effectively ending this little Twitter sparring match.

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That's not a tweet, folks. That's art.