On National Doughnut Day,Watch Friends you're bound to see at least a few free doughnut articles floating around your Facebook newsfeed. And if the editors on those pieces have done their jobs well, they'll have shielded you from the worst of food stock photography.
SEE ALSO: How to stuff your face with free doughnuts on National Doughnut DayBut in honor of the sugar crash that awaits us all later this evening, we combed through pages of stock photos to find the weirded doughnut photos agencies have to offer.
These our proposed captions:
Young man effectively putting you off jelly doughnuts for the next calendar year
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Medicimage/REX/Shutterstock (4134190a) Model Released - A young male eating several jam doughnuts VARIOUS Credit: Medicimage/REX/Shutterstock 
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Medicimage/REX/Shutterstock (4134192a)
Model Released - A young male eating several jam doughnuts
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Credit: Medicimage/REX/Shutterstock Woman hoarding stolen doughnuts in shopping bag she brought to bakery
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MODEL RELEASED, Young Woman With Bag Of Cakes And Donuts
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Credit: Image Source/REX/Shutterstock Disembodied hands toasting unnaturally colored doughnuts
Female hands through the holes on a white background are holding glazed donuts; Shutterstock ID 483536773; PO: redownload; Job: redownload; Client: redownload Credit: Shutterstock / archetype Woman plotting murder of doughnut-eating friend
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Tuomas Marttila/REX/Shutterstock (791854o)
Model released - Women and diet. Women with a doughnut and an apple
Various - 2008
Credit: Tuomas Marttila/REX/Shutterstock Headless Santa gets doughnut grease on otherwise pristine white gloves
Santa Claus enjoys fresh baked piping hot donuts left for him as a thank you gift for all the nice presents he brings to good little boys and girls around the world. Santa loves donuts and stuff; Shutterstock ID 230520358; PO: redownload; Job: redownload; Client: redownload Credit: Shutterstock / mikeledray Man, mid-blink, sniffs doughnut on rooftop
crazy sports man.funny expression; Shutterstock ID 409203727; PO: redownload; Job: redownload; Client: redownload Credit: Shutterstock / Kues Dead-eyed woman with no intention to actually eat doughnut
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Food and Drink/REX/Shutterstock (3397943a)
Model Released - Woman eating Cream Cakes and Cream Doughnuts
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Credit: Food and Drink/REX/Shutterstock Woman screaming alone with syringe-topped doughnut
Blurry of women eating donut with syringe on.; Shutterstock ID 531042616; PO: redownload; Job: redownload; Client: redownload Credit: Shutterstock / Chompuu Mouse rendering doughnut inedible
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Mouse And Doughnut On Plate
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Credit: Image Source/REX/Shutterstock Happy snacking.
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